Well, when you poses like this, it can be said that you are showing armpits. But, when a celebrity like Julia Roberts shows her hairs, call it alarmpits. Because the definition of alarmpits is- Armpits that cause alarm. Particularly those that have visible hair and belong to celebrity women.
If this is the definition, it truly deserves that name, because it causes alarm. Right or wrong? Depends on your attitude.
OK, let us leave Julia Roberts and her hairy armpits(or alarmpits). Leave them to the concern of Wilkinson or some paparazzi jerk. We can consider the word alarmpits.
You may be wondering from where I got this word. Well, I stumbled on this website The year in the words which deals with interesting words (thanks 5 blogs before lunch). There are some curious words and its sample usages humorously narrated in the blog.
Some other examples from the blog:
Stripstress⢠(STRIP-striss)
Definition: A stripper who is also a mistress.
Tweetseum
Definition:A place where tweets are preserved for research, analysis, or viewing. Most notably, the archive at the U.S. Library of Congress, which has every public tweet ever created.