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2 – You’re spending way too much time on Facebook.
3 – You’ll want a dog that can play dead this good
4 – Your dance partner broke her leg
5 – You could use a lifeguard and Hasselhoff and Anderson are busy.
6 – Playing cops and robbers with a pug can’t be bettered
7 – You need consoling after a hard day’s work.
Humans can be so clingy
8 – Who else is going to take part in a canine conga?
9 – You’ve been waiting so long to be a golf caddy
10 – They confirm everything you’ve ever thought about Julia Roberts
11 – Not having a dog would be like choosing the blue pill
12 – Your kitten’s chin isn’t going to lick itself
13 – They understand that ‘you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours’ isn’t just a saying.
14 – Somebody needs to be designated driver.
15) You’re old babysitter refuses to watch the kids anymore.
16) Nobody else is getting laughs for peeing on your kid
At least you don’t have to worry about getting stung by a jellyfish anymore.
17) Someone has to break up the fights.
18) Who else can pass for an AT-AT Walker?
19 – You want to reform your old college band.
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